Offensiveminded

This show I am on my own as my host is busy being successful in the real world but not me no no. I am going to still live in my head of eternal bachelorhood surrounded with Fantasy Football, sports cars and dating super models. Since it's just me I speak my mind and say what I am feeling much like calling an audible in the pocket. It's Chad's audible.....that I like to call a Chaudible...you get it. Anyway join me myself and I as I discuss football owners, Viking's QB situation, how to build a good football team and how my generation is responsible for disconnect in society. I could be right or wrong about these speculative takes but one thing I do know is.....listener discretion is advised. 

This podcast was supposed to be about fantasy football but sometimes we take a different turn and speak about the things that strike us in the moment. Unfortunately I got a bit caught up about getting laid......the only laid I can get which is laid off and then we went into a diatribe about the present education system, careers in the future and how much the job market has changed since I was a young foolish man. It concludes with me opening up about some of my issues, the mistakes I made and continue to make and what it really takes to be successful in a job market that is becoming unsuccessfully stable year after year. My hope is you listen and take away something from this to make your life just a bit easier. Whether my vulnerability inspires some or none, listener discretion is advised.  

On tonight’s show we got a variety pack for you much like those old football variety card packs, you know the one with the hard gum that you would break your tooth on. We will be getting into week 6 matchups included who to start, who to trade or who not to trade as well beating the wavier wire like you do during happy time in the shower....and you know you do it so don’t deny it. One thing we can’t deny is we are offensive so listener discretion is advised.

Tonight’s show we discuss strategies what you can do with with a losing record. Trades, roster moves, wavier wire and the correct sacrifices to make in order to appease the Football Gods. We are pulling out all the stops to try and get your weak team to a winning Week 6 team! As always listener discretion is advised.

Tonight’s show we break away from our fun fantasy football for the first hour and a half to speak about the climate of America, challenging the stigmata of a permanent broken America and what the Government shut down is really about. Now since I know about as much about politics as I do fantasy football, (maybe even less),the last half hour will be speaking about fantasy football strategy if you are 0-4 and loss one of the many fantasy football stars. Good takes or bad, listener discretion is advised. 
 
 

On tonight’s show or whenever the hell you listen we are going to dive deep....well were going to jump in the deep end......well were going to dip our feet in it......okay were just going to splash and play in the fantasy football kiddie pool (uhh that might sound bad) and speak about the climate of these rookies, what to do if 0 -3 and listen to my confession lack luster knowledge in this FN game! Brace yourself kiddies were about to get Offensive and listener discretion is advised.

This show I am sorry but we have to discuss about what happened this week with Charlie Kirk as I try to bring a point for common ground. No left or right opinion here instead just fact as I discuss only one side of what happened, The American one! Also listener discretion is advised.

OK, so this is the final final final predictions of the top 24 running backs and wide receivers…because the season starts Thursday. Now listen in as I make myself accountable for these ranking with an end of season bet 😀. Even though I know the rankings will be wrong. One thing I know is right is that listener discretion is advised.
 
 

Join Bret and I as we do a show literally on the road as we head to our live draft, speaking about our draft strategies including dynasty keeper and a bit of redraft. Yes we discuss our league a bit but the players discussed are well know with a bit twist as we try to break our bias and un-bias opinions. If this isn't interesting enough, there are many zingers and hearing Bret freak out on the highway is almost worth the listen alone. But even this listen alone is listener discretion advised. 

(Singing) "This is the Rankings show that never ends yes it goes on and on my friends. First it was 1 saying it was going to be done. Then suddenly it became an extra 3 driving me to insanity and left me talking only fantasy...... because? This is the show that never ends yes it goes on and on my friends."
Just having a bit of fun, but this show is a bit different then we normally do as we just talk Fantasy Football so if you like fantasy football and want to hear some different rankings take a listen. Also if you missed the 1st 2nd 3rd shows I am being held accountable for these rankings. How you might ask...or a question I have asked for a 4th time due to this being our 4th show? Well the answer is the same it was the last 3 shows, tune in to find out. Even if this rankings show never ends it still will be spicy with a bit of crudeness so listener discretion is advised.